Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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