is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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