You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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