Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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