You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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