Don't you send me to vm
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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