He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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