I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I said "one day" and that day is not today
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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