dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Can i not drive my cunt home
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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