i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Someone signed my nipple.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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