White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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