Cold hands, warm shart.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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