Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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