Betty ford says i'm here all night
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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