i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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