yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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