I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Randomize
