I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
