You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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