Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just invented taco cereal.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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