Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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