He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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