I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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