Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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