No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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