ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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