ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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