Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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