Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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