Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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