Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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