Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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