But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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