no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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