I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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