the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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