READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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