The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
