:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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