Got a toothbrush?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
