it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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