A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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