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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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