glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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