you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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