I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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