I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
