just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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