My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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