just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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