how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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