Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I faked an abortion last night.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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