That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
