Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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