I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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