Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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